>2016 >this doge has a jetpack >literally boosting calling him Boost Doge until somebody comes up with something better. BOGE.
boge is the first doge with actual propulsion technology
>Boost Doge >BOGE yeah this is absolutely going in the reaction folder
he does not walk he does not run he simply boosts
>tfw your portfolio is down 40% >boge activates the emergency thrusters
somebody add the caption "gotta blast" and this will be everywhere by tomorrow
the tiny backpack straps make it he looks completely unprepared for atmospheric flight
>2016 internet discovers a flying dog >immediately gives it a ticker never change /biz/
BOOST DOGE HAS ENTERED THE STRATOSPHERE
why does boge look like he just remembered he left the oven on
>regular doge: such wow >boge: such velocity
saving this image for every time something randomly pumps
>be me >buy the top >open boge.jpg >feel better instantly
this is the most advanced doge variant discovered so far
Boge isn't mooning he is physically traveling to the moon
>jet fuel can't melt doge memes
calling it now, people will still be reposting boost doge years from now
all engines operational BOGE IS CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF